Barack Obama is...That Guy
Karl Rove recently had this to say about Barack Obama:
And, here's what Rove said about Obama in London back in April:
See how The Architect changes the statement to fit his audience? He never misses an opportunity to put forth a targeted talking point. That's why Rove also has these quips about Obama in his back pocket, so he's always ready, no matter who he's talking to:
* To Log Cabin Republicans: "He's the guy who doesn't have Hannity & Colmes, Joe Scarborough and America's Top Model on his TiVo queue."
* To the fishing lobby: "He's the guy who asks why it isn't easier to ground up all the worms into a paste and just eat that."
* To Concerned Women for America: "He's the guy who insists on equal pay for equal work and access to reproductive health services for poor women, and probably thinks Phyllis Schlafly is a type of mantid."
* To the oil and gas lobby: "He's the guy who says he's there to inspect the rig, but drinks all the oil instead."
* To the Association for Republicans Who Like to Have Oral Sex on Top of Mt. Rainier Dressed as a Gopher While a Patriotic Macaque Watches: "He's the guy who wouldn't have oral sex on top of Mt. Rainier dressed as a gopher while a patriotic macaque watches."
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South Park
"You've probably seen this guy, Karl Rove, at White House parties, holding a cigarette in one hand, a double scotch on the rocks in the other, scowling and standing against the wall, as people pass him by while whispering about him, not making eye contact: "He used to be so intimidating; so sad he's a stooge now for Fox News."
Inside Bush's Brain: "hee hee, I may not have been the most popular President, but at least I got elected twice, McCain's goin' to be beat by a black guy, hee hee".
Watch for more of Bush & Bush surrogates' contributions to McCain's campaign in the months ahead.
Rovey! Tell me how my ass tastes.
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What's up Beaver?
Well you have a connection with Your Stephen. And I have My Jon. That can help you get through the day. 11:00 Comedy Central.
Yeah, they all forgot to blow out my knees so that I wouldn't walk away. Oh well.
Didn't you have a lot of friends do that?
To The Jewish Community Center In South Florida - He's the guy who plays shuffleboard with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
Turn your back on you? Funny that you would mention that. I had a friend do that as a joke. And the joke is on him. He forgot that I have two legs and can walk away. Guess he forgot to blow out my knees to make sure I wouldn't do that.