July 4th at 11:15AM

The Colbert Report's Top 25 AmericErotic PatrioPhilia Clips for Producing JingOrgasms, #5-#1

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

As the world celebrates America's birthday, it's the perfect time to immerse oneself in the heroism of a man who's not afraid to shove his patriotism into America's collective orifice like a big piece of birthday cake. And that's why we're bringing you The Colbert Report's Top 25 AmericErotic PatrioPhilia Clips for Producing JingOrgasms. Here now are the top five (and here are the previous lists):

#5. The Colbert Report: Better Know a Founder - Ben Franklin
Stephen sits down with one of our nation's foundingest fathers, Ben Franklin.

#4. The Colbert Report: Captain America's Shield
The only man who Captain America believed has the red, white and blue balls to carry his shield? Stephen Colbert.

#3. The Colbert Report: The Roots
The Roots rock the Star-Spangled Banner.

#2. The Colbert Report: Shout Out! - Task Force Centaur
Stephen and his audience recite the Pledge of Allegiance in front of a flag flown from a Black Hawk helicopter by U.S. troops in Afghanistan during a combat mission called "Beef Hammer."

#1. Two clips for the price of one -- that's the American way! Stephen announces he's running for president...

...on The Daily Show:

...and on The Colbert Report:

7 Comments
  1. Colbert for President of the United Kingdom (I hear its been a vacant position for quite some time).

    by Sphilk July 18th at 10:07PM
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  2. To Doug--you only wish you could be a West Virginian...the clips were funny. Look at that. I must be a "West Virgins" as my last name is "July" too. You know, you are so funny that The Colbert Report may just hire you for some knew segment...be proud of your roots and don't dig others about theirs as some of us are quite proud of where we were born and raised.

    by lisa July 14th at 7:55PM
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  3. funny videos u got there
    love your show!!

    by Vicky Boisvert July 14th at 10:43AM
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  4. Clips, schlips. I'm just so very amazed that so many of your respondents share the same last name: July. I'm not, but I'm wondering if the rest of them are West Virgins. . . er, Virginians?

    by Doug July 7th at 4:23PM
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  5. Eric Cartman: It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

    by Frankie July 7th at 1:12AM
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  6. These clips are pretty, pretty, pretty good.

    by Laurie July 6th at 10:59AM
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    by zachary July 5th at 9:56PM
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