July 15th at 5:17PM

Please Don't Vote for a Democrat: The Song!

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

I was having kind of a shitty day, and then I decided to type in the url www.TheRepublicanSong.com from the billboard in this post...

...and now I feel like... I don't know, everything is just better. The world is a beautiful place.

As long as there are still fat Southern guys in cowboy hats and star-spangled button down shirts playing badass guitar solos on top of barns and stickin' it to the dirty liberals, my life has some meaning, goddamnit!

Update: Matt Tobey over at the CC Insider just reminded me that this guy's song reminds me of this brilliant Bob Odenkirk sketch that reminds me of American pride. Take a look after the jump.

Eagles are bald
And so am I
If you're from Europe
You can suck my dick!

It still brings a tear to my eye.

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12 Comments
  1. P.S No Fatties
    Hahahah LMAO

    by Anonymous July 17th at 9:54PM
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  2. You know, pretending this has anything to do with serious politics is giving this guy too much credit. Way to write a HORRIBLE song, then capitalize on political partisanship and tastelessly exploit 9/11 to promote it. This douchebag is actually trying to get you to pay to listen to this crap on his web site.

    Way to go, Meehan. I officially nominate you as this year's BDITU.

    by Justen July 16th at 10:50PM
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  3. Here's the link to the billboard that goes along with the song! http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/07/16/911.billboard/index.html?eref=rss_politics&iref=polticker
    You know you're doing something right when you've managed to anger Floridians. I didn't think the letters were big enough on the billboard for most people in Florida to see it!

    by dpolitico July 16th at 9:14PM
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  4. How stupid are Americans - seriously. I saw the the picture of the twin towers ablaze with the slogan Don't vote for a Democrat? People in The US actually believe this??? The republican party either directly or indirectly caused 9/11 and should be held responsible but it would seam half the country are too stupid to realize this. George W Bush is responsible for all the shit that Americans are enduring right now from the war - petrol prices to the economic recession and if Mccain gets in you can be sure the American people will get screwed for another 4 years while the filthy republican cronies line their pockets at the expense of the American working class. America in world opinion is at an all time low. If you turkeys don't get a change - even if he is a black liberal I would suggest that US citezens only should travel abroad when they are invading soverign nations for their oil reserves. The biggest terrorist in the world at the moment is the current US administration. Osama Bin laden will never be found because everything the American people have been told is a lie. Please America wake up and smell the coffee before the republicans ruin the world for everyone

    by l Williams July 16th at 6:23PM
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  5. Yet more proof that republicans are ignorant fucks.

    In 7 years Bush has done more to promote the radical Islamic agenda than even Osama Bin Laden could have done in 100 years. Way to go Georgie!

    by everso July 16th at 11:03AM
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  6. The second verse of this song brings a tear to my eye. It is a tear of joy, because I now know that I don't have to make a song rhyme or stick to a particular rhythm for that matter. That is so the way the tear-wrists and stinky liberals would write a song. Just listen to those hippie Beatles and their rhythmically handicapped rhymes. (aren't I speakin the truth Sgt. Pepper?) I'm a Conservative that doesn't have to observe decorum. If I wanna win a argument I just have to keep saying God and Constitution in the same sentence. It doesn't need to make sense because I got the Constitution and God on my side.

    by Punditphoelia July 15th at 11:13PM
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  7. Oh, right. The constituition is under attack by Democrats. Because they're the ones who violated the Geneva Conventions and supressed Freedom of The Press. This guy's fuckin' retarded.

    by Sean July 15th at 10:35PM
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  8. Alternative song title for video one: "Don't vote for Barack without mentioning his name."

    by Risky Rev. July 15th at 9:06PM
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  9. First video alternative title, "Don't vote for Barack without mentioning his name."

    by Risky Rev. July 15th at 9:02PM
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  10. First video alternative title: "Don't vote for Barack without mentioning his name."

    by Risky Rev. July 15th at 9:01PM
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