July 17th at 11:20AM

Police Beat Up George Bush (or Some Guy Who Played Him or Something)

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser


As you may already know, Josh Brolin and Jeffrey Wright -- who recently completed rolls as George W. Bush and Colin Powell in Oliver Stone's newest overwrought, psychobabble biopic, W. -- were arrested in L.A. when a bar brawl broke out during the film's wrap party.

New reports show that the two actors may have been brutalized by the arresting police officers...

Josh Brolin and Jeffrey Wright, who were arrested this past weekend at a Shreveport, La. bar, were pepper sprayed and tased by cops. And, we're told, police went on a vulgar rant -- and portions were caught on cell phone video.

Wow, Brolin and Wright must really be delivering realistic portrayals to elicit that kind of reaction. I'm getting excited for this movie.

Before people start getting mad at me, let me just say that I'm kidding around. Of course this is a terribly unfortunate and disgusting incident of police misdoing. It's a travesty of justice.

I mean, how can they beat up Jeffrey Wright when Richard Dreyfuss -- who played Dick Cheney -- was standing right there next to him and walked away scott free?!

3 Comments
  1. They just completed new "rolls"?

    by Caligrrrrl July 18th at 1:33AM
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  2. Yeah, umm... I just watched new The Gong Show for the first time and after Andy Dick stuck his penis through a sign, Dave Navarro and the dude from Curb wrestled with midgets, I was aghast upon seeing some tool playing Putting On The Ritz with glasses of water. Fuck me. I was about to hit the hay, nearly puked, decided to open up my laptop, and gong myself.

    by Risky Rev. July 18th at 12:37AM
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  3. If you want to know where actors go to die real slow and take a hit... Olie's docushit.

    Brolin gets maced and punched in the face, Jeffery Wright gets nailed with a pipe just a bit... Ollie's docushit.

    Shot on locale in Louisiana. Cops are dumb and hung up on Katrina.

    Local boys are not so bright and pick a fight with actors stuffed to fit... Ollie's docushit.

    Dreyfuss skates like Norman Bates cuz' he don't look quite like a Dick... Ollie's docushit.

    Police and town are outraged and embarrassed. Only cause they tased the wrong two fellas'.

    So if you want to go to into a show and get your ass kicked... Ollie's docushit.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZnjf4-jlJA

    *If you want a bluesy tune to go with show that sort of fits, Putting On the Hitz.

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    by Risky Rev. Putting On The Hitz July 17th at 11:01PM
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