July 17th at 5:14PM

Tila Tequila Begins Her Meteoric Rise in Politics

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

On Tuesday, we post a post positing: "If Tila Tequila Runs for Office in 2010, Blame Barack Obama" and, because we're douchebags, we decided to run a picture of Tila Tequila alongside it, even though the story actually had nothing to do with Tila Tequila.

(Supposedly, if you use the phrase "Tila Tequila" a bunch in a post, your traffic goes up, especially if you accompany it with the words "naked," "hot lesbian three-way" or "farmer's cheese.")

The post was actually about Rep. John Lewis, but nobody really gives enough of a shit about him to take his picture, so no other news sources had a picture to accompany their boring stories about the boring person. So, Google News aggregated the one source that did have a picture accompanying the story.

I think our moment of fame is past, but you can click here to see a screenshot.

Mark my words: In a couple years, this will all seem incredibly prescient.

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5 Comments

1. Finally, another candidate on par with Sarah Palin.

   by George November 4th at 5:27PM
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2. I had to try....... ;)

   by Robert November 4th at 4:40PM
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3. this is exactly what im talking about

   by xfctr July 18th at 6:55PM
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4. Ahhh, the ol' Tila Tequila distraction ...
   Obama's plan is working.

   by obamagramma July 18th at 1:55AM
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