John McCain Hits Both Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton with Hilarious Movie Joke That Almost Makes Sense
Republican Presidential nominee John McCain took a shot at rival Barack Obama's health care plan in a Missouri town hall meeting yesterday...
"My friends, we've seen this movie before," McCain said. "It was called 'HillaryCare' back in 1993, and we're not going to do it again. We're not going to have the government take over the health care system in America."
I have to say I'm a little lost here. I don't remember that movie. Was that the one in black and white where the Germans killed all the Jews? Yeah that's not much of a health care plan. Oh, that was Schindler's List?
Well, was it the one about the dinosaur park? No? Oh, I got it! The one where Tom Hanks falls for long distance Meg Ryan! But I thought that was called Sleepless in Seattle?
I'm sorry, I just don't remember that Hillarycare movie from '93, but it was a tough time for me. We lost our medical coverage and I spent most of the year waiting in line at the free clinic for insulin.
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@Profile of a Dipshit- I read your blog-liked it immensely.
Now, tell me just when we captured Osama bin Laden, when no one knows just where in hell's name he is? Have you forgotten that Pres. Bush stated last year that OBL is no longer a concern?? :)
I believe the capture, trial, and hanging was of Saddam Hussein, in Iraq. We captured him, but then turned him over to the Iraqis.
The most popular movie of 1993 was "Free Willy" but that was just being shown in the Oval Office.
Little known fact about John McCain was his acting prowess in this irreverent short film, "Danger Seekers," shot in 1977 where he plays, "Rex Cramer." Part time airline mechanic, full time daredevil. A man will to risk his life for the sake of adventure. Here, John McCain tries an early strategy in this great film and ultimately aborts this method against Senator Obama. It is a must see and offers great insight into his mind.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrbBsPnoFjg
He's just using word association: Movie...Me...High Cholesterol...Hamburger...Hillary...Hamburger...Hill...WAR!!! ME!!!
Hey now. We didn't ignore the danger of Osama bin Laden. We captured him. We tried him. We hanged him.
Duh.
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My friends welcome. Perhaps Senator McCain makes a subconsciouses slip to the 1993 Mel Gibson classic, "Man Without A Face." Touching.
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I remember that movie, too! The evil Republican machine took away our jobs, our unions, and our healthcare, while ignoring the danger presented by Osama bin Laden.
I remember the movie too-the big, bad Republican machine took away our jobs, our unions, and our health, while taxing our IRA's, and ignoring the danger of Osama bin Laden...
I remember the movie too-how the big, bad, Republican machine took away jobs, unions, and our health.