July 31st at 2:51PM

Which Political Figures Are Really Like Paris Hilton?

POSTED BY: Karen Lurie and Eric March

John McCain implicitly compared Barack Obama to Paris Hilton in his latest attack ad. But is that really a fair comparison? We thought long and hard about Paris Hilton's...qualities...to see if any of them really match up with Obama's, or those of any other politician. And here's what we came up with:

Statuesque blonde Joe Lieberman	Promiscuous Larry Craig	Relentlessly self-promoting Barack Obama
Attempted acting Fred Thompson	Wears too much makeup Chris Dodd	Attempted singing Trent Lott, John Ashcroft, Larry Craig, Jim Jeffords
Won the Nickelodeon Teen Choice Award for "Best Scream" Howard Dean	Spent time as a prisoner John McCain	Dog wrote a memoir George W. Bush

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TAGS: Barack Obama, Chris Dodd, Fred Thompson, George W. Bush, Howard Dean, Joe Lieberman, John McCain, Paris Hilton

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9 Comments

1. Paris hilton Photography - Pictures - Picture Gallery - - Movies - Films - Filmography - Biography - Discography - Lyrics

   http://philton.blogcu.com

   by sezer October 14th at 12:57PM
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2. How about Jesse Jackson for tact and humility?

   by flasunbum August 6th at 10:52AM
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3. OOOPPs,sorry, I didn't see Ashcroft up there, I was listening to Paris' album and was tearing up from the beauty and emotion of it.

   by flasunbum August 6th at 10:45AM
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4. Can we possibly overlook the sweet vocal talents of Paris and those of John Ashcroft?

   by flasunbum August 6th at 10:31AM
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5. I think Paris has Larry Craig on tape.

   by Risky Rev. August 1st at 11:08PM
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6. I think ALL politicians are like Paris, they just have not been caught yet! LOL

   JT
   http://www.FireMe.To/udi

   by Jim Jones August 1st at 11:01PM
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7. rock it BABY I LOVE MONKEY SPANK

   by Kiss August 1st at 9:39PM
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8. How could you leave out Giuliani? http://morningchuhi.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/giuliani_drag.jpg

   by Esq. Lollington August 1st at 9:29PM
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9. Howard Dean's best scream, in ringtone-friendly format: http://entertonement.com/clips/2697/American-Politics/Howard-Dean/We're-goin-to-New-Hampshire

   by Tara July 31st at 3:10PM
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