August 2nd at 12:00AM

Countdown to Electiony: 94 Days

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

On August 9, 1945, the U.S. B-29 bomber Bockscar dropped an explosive device code-named Fat Man over the Japanese city of Nagasaki, and once it descended to an altitude of approximately 1,800 feet, it was detonated, producing an explosion equal to 21 kilotons of TNT, killing 39,000 people, injuring 25,000 more, and completely demolishing the sea port city. (Thousands more would die in the coming weeks as radiation poisoning showed its effects on the unfortunate Japanese citizens.)

Man, talk about a great day in American history!

At the core of the Fat Man bomb was a small sphere of a rare radioactive, metallic chemical element called plutonium. When explosions within the bomb squashed the small sphere to supercritical density, the plutonium produced a nuclear reaction.

If you could look very, very closely at a plutonium atom, you would see 94 electrons orbiting its nucleus, giving this incredibly patriotic war hero element the atomic number 94.

Now, if we can just keep this shit away from the Iranians, the North Koreans, al Qaeda, non-affiliated terrorists, crazy people, nihilists, supervillains and anyone smart enough to download instructions for creating WMDs on the internet.

Go back to Day 95.

3 Comments
  1. Another significance for 94: the I-94 card, which is more bureaucratic paper waste for the date, time, and place of a foreigner's entry into the US. The SAME EXACT INFO is stamped on the passport or visa. Thanks for that, DUBYA!

    by daringtexan August 2nd at 1:48PM
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  2. Nice to know the only thing stopping the Iranians (or anyone else) is knowing that the atomic bomb is 'soooooooo 20th century.'

    by Some Guy in CA August 2nd at 12:13PM
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  3. Quentin Tarantino won best original screenplay for the 1994 film, "Pulp Fiction."

    Here is a concise edit of the entire flick in two minutes:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sxcei2eOCMo

    by Risky Rev. August 2nd at 2:02AM
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