August 7th at 2:17PM

John McCain and the Miss Buffalo Chip Beauty Pageant

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

Earlier this week, we reported that John McCain -- in an obvious attempt to woo Fundementalist Christian voters -- was speaking at a "whiskey tango" event in South Dakota and sharing a bill with Kid Rock, some friendly neighborhood bikers and a whole bunch of strippers.

Salon was kind enough to supply some actual footage from the event...

Hold on. I'm not certain that was in fact "actual footage." Cindy McCain was looking awfully lifelike.

I think this might have been digitally enhanced.

One Comment
  1. Just one problem with your piece. There's no nudity in the Miss Buffalo Chip Pageant. Topless, bottomless or otherwise. ESPN's Caple has never been to the Buffalo Chip.

    Your story is a lie.

    Perhaps you might call the folks at the Buffalo Chip if you wanted the truth. But that isn't nearly as funny, is it?

    I hope the Chip sues you all.

    by michael August 15th at 12:05AM
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