Which Neil Patrick Harris is Barack Obama's Best VP Pick?

As people check incessantly for their text message from Barack Obama announcing his vice presidential pic, we couldn't help but wonder: with so many incarnations of Neil Patrick Harris, which one of them would fare the best -- or worst -- as a running mate for the Democratic nominee? Here are the pros and cons of each NPH:
"Doogie Howser, M.D." Neil:
Pros: They're both young, well-educated overacheivers with nicknames
Cons: Obama already has the computer diary-keeper (aka blogger) vote; Vinnie probably couldn't get clearance to climb through White House windows
"Cabaret Emcee" Neil:
Pros: "Leave you troubles outside! So, life is disappointing? Forget it! We have no troubles here! Here life is beautiful...the girls are beautiful...even the orchestra is beautiful!"
Cons: "We switch partners daily, to play as we please..."
How I Met Your Mother's "Barney" Neil:
Pros: Wears a mean suit, always quick with a handshake (or high-five), will help coin some undoubtably legen-dary campaign slogans
Cons: Was once suspected of terrorist activities for repeatedly showing up at the airport with empty luggage to pick up girls
"Harold and Kumar" Neil:
Pros: Unlike McCain VP frontrunner Mitt Romney, would be in on the joke
Cons: Would appeal primarily young, college-educated, drug-dabbling post-post-post ironic voters who have had some trouble warming up to this guy Obama








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"How long is the Beast allowed to have authority in Revelations? "
Revelations Chapter 13 tells us that it is 42 months...
... Almost a four-year term of a Presidency...
According to The Book of Revelations the anti-Christ is:
"...a man, in his 40's, of MUSLIM descent, who will deceive the nations with persuasive language, and have a MASSIVE Christ-like appeal....the prophecy says that people will flock to him and he will promise false hope and world peace, and when he is in power, he will destroy everything..."
Do we recognize this description?
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Even if you don't believe in the Bible or it's teachings, how can we ignore the fact that this man has such close ties to the Muslim faith and it's beliefs?
And that the Pastor from his church preached hate against America?--No matter how much he may denounce him now, this was his spiritual leader for many years.
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In a recent news broadcast, Barack Obama made this statement with pride, 'We are no longer a Christian nation; we are now a nation of Christians, Jews, Muslims, Buddhists, . .." To think our forefathers fought and died for the right for our nation to be a Christian nation--then to have this man say with pride that we are no longer that.
How far has this nation come from what our founding fathers intended it to be!
NPH was on Leno tonight & he is one hot ... person.
Okay, a little off the subject, but I had to share this because I know Comedycentral.com will post ANYTHING.
I was checking out CNN this morning, and they were bragging that John Roberts had leaked the Biden announcement early. I tried to comment on the story, but was mysteriously cock-blocked by their site. So, I'm posting my reply here:
- Don't flatter yourself, John. There was no change. The Obama campaign had planned the "3 a.m." phone call the whole time.
CNN knows as well as I do that NOTHING in politics happens by accident, especially when the secret service had already been spotted picking up Biden from his home hours before. Nice try.
When will CNN (Corporate News Network) start reporting the truth...
The Obama/Biden ticket is air-tight and you know it. You are only perpetuating the hateful nature of politics today and contributing to the apathy of our young people toward politics. You will be sorry when you're trumped by another network... Oh yeah! You already have been - by Fox News no less! How embarrassing that must have been for you.
I liked you guys a lot more when you were trustworthy. I even loved the "Heroes" special you put together during the writers' strike. But you have done nothing but try to drive this EXTREMELY important election into the ground ever since.
Shame on you and the Hilopheliacs!
A former viewer,
Beth A. Jamison
Is Doogie going to Denver?
Doogie!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your back!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I had such a crush on you when I was a little girl. So smart, so cute...
Wait.......
Does that make me a lesbian?
I'm going to confession. BRB.
Tipper
Col. Carl Jenkins (Starship Troopers)
He's a veteran with a background in military intelligence, and since he was based on a Heinlein character, I'm sure he leans a bit to the right. His telepathic abilities would probably be useful as well.
He also has a bit of experience capturing enemy leaders hiding in caves. Obama has the perfect job for him.
Dr. Horrible has my vote!
Dude, Doctor Horrible, hands down.
STARSHIP TROOPERS Neil! That guy was BADASS! And effective!
Dr. Horrible for VP!!!!
If not, then either the Harold and Kumar Neil or Barney Stinson. Our country's politics has become such a joke anyway, at least we would get some fun and entertainment out of it.