August 14th at 12:00AM

Countdown to Electiony: 82 Days

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

82% of American adults think the country's current health care system is in total disarray and that if the presidential candidates don't add a reform agendas to their political platforms, then they should go and give themselves colonoscopic examinations of the large colon using their heads as an endoscope.*

Go back to Day 83.

2 Comments
  1. I know antoher uniquely impossible act they could perform on themselves.

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=go+fuck+yourself

    Boo 83. 84 for/is President.

    by Risky Rev. August 14th at 6:58PM
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  2. Go 83!

    by megan August 14th at 3:54PM
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