August 27th at 10:30AM

Virginia Governor Tim Kaine Responds to Our Insults

POSTED BY: Dylan Ris

Last week, you read in this space that Virginia Governor Tim Kaine's freakish eyebrow would be the downfall of his vice presidential prospects, the Democratic Party, and humanity in general.

For those keeping score, we're one for three so far.

The story took a new turn last night, when Kaine appeared on the Daily Show and directly responded to our critique. He acknowledged his Quasimodo-like visage and presented Jon Stewart with an "arched eyebrow" pin to commemorate his failure as a VP contender.

On a personal note, this was a revelation. Having spent roughly 15 years trying to communicate my views to aloof politicians, I now only regret that I hadn’t mocked their collective appearance far, far sooner.

In hopes of extending the streak, I'll now officially submit that Alaska Governor Sarah Palin dresses far too conservatively for the American public.

You can thank me down the road for the yet-to-be-taped but surely imminent hottest. Daily Show. ever.

3 Comments
  1. Palin is a GILF. lol.

    Seriously though, while I came back, twice, to finish reading this three page novel, I wish it had more on what Stewart said. I'm sure it was more of the same that we've come to expect from him, but did he say anything more to these people than, "Do better!"?

    by Frank September 3rd at 7:39PM
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  2. Palin is totally hot.

    by reddiwhip August 27th at 3:49PM
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  3. You should have also written that Kaine should stop cutting his hair with a lawnmower.

    Just kidding tim we love you

    by Jeff August 27th at 2:07PM
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