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July 18th at 2:13PM

John McCain Hits Both Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton with Hilarious Movie Joke That Almost Makes Sense

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

Republican Presidential nominee John McCain took a shot at rival Barack Obama's health care plan in a Missouri town hall meeting yesterday...

"My friends, we've seen this movie before," McCain said. "It was called 'HillaryCare' back in 1993, and we're not going to do it again. We're not going to have the government take over the health care system in America."

I have to say I'm a little lost here. I don't remember that movie. Was that the one in black and white where the Germans killed all the Jews? Yeah that's not much of a health care plan. Oh, that was Schindler's List?

Well, was it the one about the dinosaur park? No? Oh, I got it! The one where Tom Hanks falls for long distance Meg Ryan! But I thought that was called Sleepless in Seattle?

I'm sorry, I just don't remember that Hillarycare movie from '93, but it was a tough time for me. We lost our medical coverage and I spent most of the year waiting in line at the free clinic for insulin.

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@Profile of a Dipshit- I read your blog-liked it immensely. Now, tell me just when we captured Osama bin Laden, when no one knows just where in hell's name he is? Have you forgotten that Pres. Bush stated last year that OBL is no longer a concern?? :) I believe the capture, trial, and hanging was of Saddam Hussein, in Iraq. We captured him, but then turned him over to the Iraqis.

by daringtexan July 19th at 3:58PM
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July 18th at 1:22PM

Celebrate Our Success in Iraq with a Corn Dog, Just Like John McCain

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

Yesterday, John McCain stood next to a river in Michigan, ate a corn dog with mustard and declared (around 1:20 in this video) that "we have succeeded" in Iraq. What a blissful afternoon!

It was only marred by the fact that Barack Obama, the big meanie, refused to join McCain at his town hall meeting for the American people...

...oh, and the fact that despite all our success in Iraq, private contractors keep electrocuting people over there.

(via Washington Independent)