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November 4th at 11:34PM

Patton Oswalt's LiveBlog

POSTED BY: Patton Oswalt

I knew I said I'd be blogging 'til 8:30, but I'm kind of overcome right now.

My wife is crying, my dog is getting a belly rub, and I feel like I'm treading against the warm undertow of our bad history flowing away, turning to vapor as we move forward. Bluuuugh! There's something in the air, and no matter what I do, my fingers can only type airy platitudes. Sorry guys.

Please imagine a fart sound in your minds, to counteract my pretentious, happy horseshit. But we're hip-deep in history right now. Go, enjoy it.

All of you. Blue and red.

Four good years. And many more, I think.

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uh maybe you guys oughtta ask us if we want you here first before planning your big move to our country, just a thought

by veganbilly November 6th at 6:26PM
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November 4th at 11:14PM

Patton Oswalt's LiveBlog

POSTED BY: Patton Oswalt

11:15p: Just got off the phone with Harlan Ellison.   After a stream of un-printable, joyous profanity, he said:

"Today is the day America ransoms itself from durance vile."

Look it up.   It's wildly appropriate.

11:11p: FOX News just got officially funnier than Jon Stewart and Steven Colbert.

Sorry guys.

11:09p: Just got off the phone with my dad. He was an election official in my hometown. Went to work at 4:30 this morning and got home 10 minutes ago. There was a three hour delay when they opened 'cuz there were too many people waiting to vote.

11:04p: Aaaaaaaand SCENE!

11:02p: FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11:01p: Here we go. Big polls closing. Fingers crossed...

10:59p: William Bennett just said "(Obama being elected) happened in George Bush's America." He's right. George Bush burned the country to the fucking ground, so we finally went for the calm, smart guy.

10:56: William Bennett can go fuck himself. Seriously.

10:49p: Wait...CNN has holograms? What the fuck?

What have I been saying about Barack Obama -- if he gets elected, he'll bring us crazy new technology. Well, guess what? STAR WARS technology on
CNN! Whoot!

10:43p: YES! Yes! YES! FUCK YES! Virginia just went to Obama! My home state! Way to go, Virginians!

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Woot! N.C. pulled it off! Thanks to all my brothers and sisters in spirit. Robert

by Robert November 5th at 7:45AM
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November 4th at 10:54PM

Patton Oswalt's LiveBlog

POSTED BY: Patton Oswalt

Dan Rather Update:

"Virginia going to Obama is like a plate of scrambled eggs riding a pussy horse at cake school.  Bats!"