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June 30th at 1:21PM

Barack and Michelle Obama Are Just as Boring as You

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

Michelle Obama sat down and had a roundtable discussion in Manchester, New Hampshire and -- among such important topics as her daughters' soccer practice and her exercise routine -- let slip an interesting little tidbit about the possible next First Family...

"Barack and I don't have interesting lives, never did."

Presidential candidate families lead boring, painfully unfulfilling lives of quiet desperation? They're just like us!

"We're basically family people. When we go on a date, it's either dinner or a movie because we can't stay awake for both," she says.

Hahahahaha! Oh, I know just what you mean, Michelle.

I mean, between all the cooking and cleaning and money counting and traveling and campaigning and speaking at roundtable discussions before packed huge audiences and going on television and writing speeches for the Democratic National Convention and batting down accusations from the entirety of the GOP propaganda machine, how's your average American supposed to digest eggplant parmesan and sit all the way through the Sex and the City movie? You tell it, girl!

Dates now include the Secret Service. "They give us our space," she says.

Isn't that always the most awkward part about date night? Should you buy dinner for your secret service agents, or are they not supposed to be eating on the job. I can never figure out the proper etiquette.

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And what would my code name be?

by Harmony July 1st at 10:30AM
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June 30th at 12:54PM

Joe Lieberman Has Fifty Smackaroos on Terrorist Attack in 2009

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

According to John McCain's li'l buddy Democratic Sen. Joe Lieberman, the terrorists are preparing to give our next president -- whether it be John McCain or Barack Obama -- a pop quiz on emergency management in 2009...

"Our enemies will test the new president early," Lieberman, I-Conn., told Face The Nation host Bob Schieffer. "Remember that the truck bombing of the World Trade Center happened in the first year of the Clinton administration. 9/11 happened in the first year of the Bush administration."

Well, let's hope they won't be giving our senators a pop quiz in statistics, because I don't think even the stupidest terrorist would find a conclusion drawn from two data points pulled selectively from the past 15 years particularly convincing.

"But here's the point. We're in a war against Islamist extremists who attacked us on 9/11. They've been trying to attack us in many, many ways since then"...

He also said that he feels McCain is better prepared to be commander in chief than Barack Obama. "[McCain] knows the world," Lieberman said. "He's been tested. He's ready to protect the security of the American people."

If that's so, then the terrorists must be grading on a curve, because otherwise I'm pretty sure that when you're "in a war against Islamist extremists," not knowing the difference between Sunnis and Shiites would be an automatic fail.

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