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November 20th at 1:39PM

Third Party Candidates Treated Like Not-Serious Candidates Simply Because They Were Not Serious Candidates

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

The Baltimore sun did a little research into the amount of press given to Barack Obama and John McCain compared to that given to third party candidates Ralph Nader, Bob Barr, Cynthia McKinney and that other guy whatever his name is.

And their findings are quite interesting.

But, first, here's a cat on a Roomba...

Hahahahaha. That's so awesome. Go, cat, go!

Anyway, what were we talking about? Oh yeah...

Cats are funny.

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The relevance of Cat on Roomba is the cat got more hits on YouTube than all the third party candidates combined. Bob Barr ate cat milk cheese too. Meow.

by Cube November 20th at 10:36PM
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October 31st at 2:30PM

Meet Your 7th Through 16th Party Candidates!

POSTED BY: Dylan and Ethan Ris

For too many years, America has been choked by its tired, imperialist six-party system. The only thing differentiating John McCain (Republican), Barack Obama (Democratic), Bob Barr (Libertarian), Cynthia McKinney (Green), Chuck Baldwin (Constitution) and Ralph Nader (Peace & Freedom) is their preferred sexual position with corporate lobbyists and defense contractors.

So let's meet the real candidates for change, running as anywhere from 7th-party to 16th-party candidates on a ballot near you. (This is especially true if you live in Colorado, where all sixteen are on the ballot.)

Candidate Platform
Alan Keyes

America's Independent Party

 Firmly committed to losing miserably to Barack Obama-- any time, any place, any office.
Jonathan Allen

Heartquake '08 Party

 Taking over for Dick Cheney, who was the Heartquake '00-'07 candidate.
Thomas Robert Stevens

Objectivist Party

 Dedicated to the economic philosophies of Ayn Rand, which means re-installing Alan Greenspan as Federal Reserve chairman and commissioning a new national anthem penned by Rush.
Charles Jay

Boston Tea Party

Essentially the Libertarian platform, with a key added goal of throwing John Kerry into a harbor.
Gene C. Amondson

Prohibition Party

 Revisiting the policies of the 1920s, because if we're going to have a second depression, we ought to get it right.  (Note that the platform doesn't seem to be working, given that the campaign's only MySpace friend is Tom.)
Róger Calero (or James Harris)

Socialist Workers Party

 Ending the capitalistic hegemony of the two parties dominating American government; restore power to the people.
Brian Moore

Socialist USA Party

 Retake Washington from the evil triumvirate of Republicans, Democrats and the Socialist Workers Party; restore power to the people.
Gloria La Riva

Socialism and Liberation Party

 Destroy the corrupt, neo-fascist tyranny of the Socialist Workers Party and the Socialist USA Party; restore power to the people.