I want the Daily Show correspondents to stop jerking off & slapping themselves on the back & do some actual comedy.

England? Canada? Des Moines? - I heard he was from Colombia! Everyone can tell it's true... just look at his smooth latino tan, his wild and enticing hairstyle, he's Don Juan-like charismatic smile! He's making something caled the Bugle? Well, I'm pretty sure he is only manufacturing bugles with one ingenius intent: if American action movies taught the world ONE thing, it is surely that the customs officers will only look for blow in stuffed teddybears! Who will ever think to look in a box of inconspicuous Colombian bugles, adressed to a well-esteemed TDS correspondent! Which also brings us to the 3 only reasons why he's choosing to take orders from a dressup-doll like Jon Stewart; plausible alibi, healthcare benefits and secondhand Stewart groupie-leavin's...