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July 15th at 5:17PM

Please Don't Vote for a Democrat: The Song!

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

I was having kind of a shitty day, and then I decided to type in the url www.TheRepublicanSong.com from the billboard in this post...

...and now I feel like... I don't know, everything is just better. The world is a beautiful place.

As long as there are still fat Southern guys in cowboy hats and star-spangled button down shirts playing badass guitar solos on top of barns and stickin' it to the dirty liberals, my life has some meaning, goddamnit!

Update: Matt Tobey over at the CC Insider just reminded me that this guy's song reminds me of this brilliant Bob Odenkirk sketch that reminds me of American pride. Take a look after the jump.

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P.S No Fatties Hahahah LMAO

by Anonymous July 17th at 9:54PM
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June 30th at 12:20PM

Innocent Cars Fall Victim to Anti-Barack Obama, Anti-Goodish Spelling Vandals

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

Some amazingly intelligent genius down in Orlando, Florida came up with a fantastic way to keep people from voting for Barack Obama: Spray paint a bunch of nonsense on some city-owned vehicles. How could it fail?

The vandal or vandals appear to have political intentions; most of the vehicles were spray painted with anti Obama sayings, with 'Obama' misspelled several times...

Phrases including "Obmama smokes crack" and others phrases with racial slurs were written in blue spray paint on the white city cars and trucks.

Oh, really? Obmama smokes crack? I'd never heard that. But if it's written in spraypaint on the side of a car, it must be true.

Seriously, though, I'd really come to expect more from this generation's collective of racist vandals. I'm so disappointed.

Come on, hate-mongering social terrorists! You're already scrawling your dubious accusations on the side of a car. That's not exactly the height of political discourse. Can't you at least bother to spellcheck the name of the guy you hate so much before heading out for your night of bilious vandalism? At least give me some reason to take your idiotic, disgusting side in this. ("They've managed to spell his incredibly uncomplicated name right; they can't be all bad.")

What kind of repulsive Republican scumbags would do something like this?

Along with the paint, hundreds of business cards were left on windshields. The cards contain criticism of Obama on one side, and support for Hillary Clinton and her family on the other side.

Ugh!

Let us never forget that the Democratic Party was once the party of Strom Thurmond. Though we may wish we could.

Now excuse me while I go and slit my wrists in the bath tub.

Update: Just to clarify, I'm not implying that Hillary Clinton had anything to do with these moronic acts of vandalism, nor am I implying that her supporters are more inherently racist or that Obmama supporters are more inherently upright.

My point was that there are still veins of disgustingness that continue to run deep through the Democratic Party, a holdover from the good ol' days when your average klansman was a card-carrying Dem.

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