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March 20th at 4:34PM

(Lil') Bush Taking Drugs for Megalomania, ADD

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

Tune into an all new episode of Lil' Bush tonight at 10:30p/9:30c on Comedy Central to see Lil' Bush, Rummy, Cheney and Condi all strung out on drugs.

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March 13th at 5:09PM

Karl Roves Say the Darndest Things

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

Karl Rove on the deep lessons he learned while working with the Bushes...

"Well I've been privileged to work for two men who's last name is Bush. George H. W. Bush and George W. Bush are two pretty remarkable men.

And I've learned a lot from them, learned a lot about life, learned a lot about character, learned a lot about loyalty and trust and honesty and straightforwardness."

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Heh heh heh...

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But seriously...

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Karl, remember the commandments "thou shalt not lie". "thou shalt not kill" & "thou shalt not worship false gods"? Well you will have eternity to think about that.

by obamagramma April 16th at 6:21AM
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March 13th at 3:12PM

George W. Bush: Available to Perform at Your Wedding or Bar Mitzvah Beginning in January

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

With the upcoming wedding of his daughter, President Bush has started working on his comedic material. Yesterday, the President joked...

"I had to face some very difficult spending decisions and I've had to conduct sensitive diplomacy. That's called planning for a wedding."

Good stuff. I'm guessing Bush picked that joke from a bevy of less successful humorisms such as...

"I was reviewing our CIA protocols on torture the other day and all of sudden I was like, hey, they should try picking out invitations!"

"Here's one WMD I could find: the Wedding of MY Daughter, huh?!"

     and...

"The only thing harder than making a mockery of our Constitution is picking a band that can play rock and a foxtrot!"