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August 6th at 5:21PM

Jokes Even Older Than Jay Leno's

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

Okay, bear with me for a minute.

The University of Wolverhampton -- which, as far as I can tell, is a real place -- recently announced that the oldest known joke in world is 4,000 year old and from Sumeria. It goes a little like this...

Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap.

Classic. (I'm pretty sure John Kerry tried to pull that one off in 2004, screwed it up and then ended up losing the coveted flatuphilia demographic.)

Anyway, the CC Insider claims to have unearthed some jokes that are even oldester. Among them...

A Pithycanthropus Erectus, a Cro-Magnon and a Neanderthal walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What do you guys think of John McCain?"

What can I say? I'm a sucker for Pithycanthropus Erectus humor.

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shirts now too :) -- http://skreened.com/cakefartshirts -- a bit more light hearted than the vid though. ha!

by jk August 14th at 4:22PM
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July 28th at 12:52PM

Obama-style Campaign Posters for Everyone: Part 2!

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

If you were reading last week, you'll remember that we introduced you to four efforts by public figures to jump on the bandwagon started by Barack Obama's iconic "Hope" poster (originally created by Shepard Fairey):

We also put out a call for submissions for more posters along these lines. So between our intrepid commenters and a few Indecision staffers who felt left out, we offer you Part 2:

(Thanks to commenters nullpup and iowagradstudent.) Which led to...

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can anyone post a tutorial for this?????

by kohlby August 14th at 4:22AM
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July 28th at 9:27AM

Barack Obama's Personal Memo to God Stolen, Published

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

We kind of mentioned this last week, but there's been an update.

What is coming to the world when even the oldest of made-up belief systems aren't sacred anymore?

A written prayer that Barack Obama left this week in the cracks of the Western Wall, Judaism's holiest site, asks God to guide him and guard his family, an Israeli newspaper reported Friday.

It seems that somebody stole the note right out of the wall and then tripped over himself trying to get it to the first newspaper that would publish it. Ordinarily I would have a problem with this, but, given the nature of the note, I think it's justified...

I like the sentiment. No wonder he's up nine points.