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November 21st at 12:37PM

Verizon Workers Breach Obama's Phone Records, Rewarded for Doing So

POSTED BY: David Waters

People are saying that Barack Obama is going to change Washington, and I guess it must be true because unlike previous Presidents who've used their political power to crush their enemies, Barack Obama seems to be rewarding all those who have mistreated him.

The latest example? Well, apparently several Verizon Wireless employees breached the security of Obama's cell phone records. Wow. That's, like, not a good idea.

I mean, I'd like to think that my privacy's protected, and the only number I call is 1-800-Dick-Joke to help me write this blog. But the leader of the free world? That's clearly like some sort of Federal crime right?

Maybe, but this is Obama's time. So, while I probably would have those workers audited and imprisoned, it appears that no one's raising an issue with Verizon's decision to put these workers on "immediate leave, with pay."

That's right. Invade Barack's privacy and jeopardize our national security you get a paid vacation.

Perhaps, that's not so surprising. After all, if you call him unprepared to lead and start the Bill Ayers talk rolling, you might just become Secretary of State. Call him a Marxist and he'll sit down with you to discuss working together. Provide aide and comfort to his political rival and you get to chair a coveted Senate committee.

So for all you struggling financially in these uncertain times, I urge you to somehow mess with Obama...

* Can't make your car payments? Why not make loud farting noises under your armpit during Obama's inauguration?

* Been given 90 days to look for a new job? Better make sure at least 89 of those are spent Rick Rolling Obama.

* No money for food? Have you considered molesting the White House dog?

    Can we mess with Obama for economic security?

    Yes we can.

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    Because of the economic crisis, I recommend lighting farts on fire rather than traditional fireworks. Just line up the butts at the inauguration by The Mall and it can be like a 21 butt salute and stuff. Also, you can make fart noises by placing your hands under your leg pits and kicking really fast. If you get a helper, you can set fire to a fart while doing that. Tightie whities help control the San-Assa winds from causing a taint brush fire.

    by Cube November 21st at 1:04PM
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    November 20th at 9:52PM

    From the Pork Barrel: Embracing the Troll

    POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

    * Markos Moulitsas points out that the Senate is pretty much just as worthless under Obama as it was under Bush.

    * Todd Beeton wants to know if Joe Lieberman will ever be held responsible for anything.

    * No casualties reported in Rahm Emanuel's first meetings with GOP congressional leadership.

    * Ron Paul wants to kill taxes on personal income and replace them with taxes on nothing. (Part 2 to his Freakonomics readers' interview.)

    * As Congress brushes off Dingell, Big Three take a dump.

    * John McCain happy about prospect of Napolitano appointment. Imagine that.

    * The Onion: Editorial "I'm not one of those 'Love thy neighbor' Christians"

    * Turns out Christmas was the only thing holding our fragile economy together all those years. How about that?

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