On January 20th, 1961, at the age of 43, John F. Kennedy became the youngest person elected to the office of the American presidency. (Teddy Roosevelt was actually the youngest, at 42, but he had moved up in position from vice president after William McKinley's assassination.)

Wait a minute! Kennedy was assassinated. And then he was succeeded by Lyndon Johnson. Who was from Texas. And a lot of people ride horses in Texas. And if you've never ridden a horse before, it's probably pretty difficult. Or "rough." Teddy Roosevelt was a member of the Rough Riders during the Spanish-American War.

Oh my God!

Teddy Roosevelt killed John Kennedy!

It all makes sense now!

Go back to Day 44.

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Presumptive GOP nominee John McCain is in Louisville today for a sold-out speech at the annual National Rifle Association convention.

More than 60,000 visitors are expected to pass through the Kentucky Exposition Center, where they will celebrate our God-given freedom of expression with semi-automatic weaponry.

Just one little snafu. McCain's Secret Service detail (code name: Pussies!) aren't going to let people bring guns into McCain's event, even if they have concealed carry permits...

According to an NRA spokesperson, Secret Service members have stepped in and said while firearms will still be allowed in the convention center, they will not be allowed in the Celebration of American Values Forum.

This is truly mind-boggling. How dare the Secret Service try to keep guns away from a speech given by a major political figure? This is America, dammit!

Alexander Hamilton, Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy must be turning over in their graves right now.

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In honor of Indecision contributing writer Matt Tobey recently having taken over the editorial reins on the Comedy Central Insider and my brain taking a personal day from my body today, here's one of my favorites of his from days gone past. It's about some guy name John Kerry, whoever that is.

As the possibility of John F. Kerry's seizing the White House looms, one can’t help but take note of the similarities between the candidate and an ill-fated Democratic President of the past. Beyond their both be