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September 24th at 1:39PM

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Predicts American Sky to Fall

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

Oh, man. Who let this guy talk again?

Iran's president addressed the U.N. General Assembly Tuesday declaring that "the American empire" is nearing collapse and should end its military involvement in other countries.

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said terrorism is spreading quickly in Afghanistan and that "the occupiers" are still in Iraq nearly six years after Saddam Hussein was ousted from power in Iraq.

"American empire in the world is reaching the end of its road, and its next rulers must limit their interference to their own borders," Ahmadinejad said.

Wait, did I misread that? Was that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad or Pat Robertson?

I get my crazy, right-wing, fundamentalist, anti-semitic, homophobic, isolationists confused sometimes.

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Someday he's going to explode during one of his tirades, into a million 3 inch high Ahmadinejads, all running around up peoples' pants and in their shirts, grabbing their hair and screaming in really high pitched voices, "Death to America". And then someone will pull out a can of Raid.

by DaveW September 24th at 8:24PM
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August 7th at 11:28AM

Is George W. Bush the Batman?

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

If you saw The Dark Knight (and, if you haven't, why not?!) and noticed some similarities between the film's titular character -- a psychotic outlaw who dresses in a costume and uses his vast wealth to exact his own form of justice -- and President George W. Bush, then you're not alone.

Lots of right wing pundits feel the exact same way. In fact, here's radio host Glenn Beck on CNN...

But Batman goes into another country and with a C-130 snatches a guy out, and then throws him back here into Gotham. So there's rendition. At one point the Morgan Freeman character says to Batman, wait a minute, hang on, you're eavesdropping on everyone in Gotham? And Batman says, yes, to stop this terrorist.

Morgan Freeman says, I can't be a part of it. And yet Morgan Freeman does become a part of it, and they find the Joker. One of the ways they find the Joker is through eavesdropping. I mean the parallels here of what's going on is to me stunning...

Beck also said that Bush's willingness to "die as the worst president ever because of the war on terror" is "exactly the message that Batman carries."

Well, at least he got the "worst president ever" part right.

Anyway. So, what? Now we're drawing our collective morality from blockbuster movies with fictional characters about completely made-up events instead of from best-selling Bibles with fictional characters about completely made-up events? I suppose it's a fair trade off.

But you know what? I think the conservatives are choosing the wrong movie at which to look for guidance. I think we should be looking for the deep meanings and lessons of Step Brothers.

Yes, what I'm saying is that George Bush should go over to Iran and rub his sweaty balls all over Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's drum kit.

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George W. Bush’s sentence-by-sentence speaking skills are deteriorating. Apparently, this may be due to a mental illness called “presenile dementia.” Bush may or may not be secretly still drinking heavily. Bush lied, and thousands of people died. Bush suffers from narcissism and megalomania. Moreover, Bush has been arrested three times. Bush was arrested for disorderly conduct. Bush was arrested for stealing. Bush was also arrested for a serious crime—driving under the influence of alcohol. There are reasons to believe that Bush suffers from a learning disability. Bush’s learning disability would explain a lot of things. All in all, Bush is a severely mentally ill individual. Bush is not fit to be the president of the United States. Submitted by Andrew Yu-Jen Wang B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996 Messiah College, Grantham, PA

by Andrew Yu-Jen Wang October 5th at 8:41PM
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July 29th at 4:50PM

Countdown to Electiony: 98 Days

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

Coincidentally, +98 also happens to be the international direct dialing code that President Barack Obama will need to use when he calls up Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to administer "direct, aggressive and sustained diplomacy" in an effort to get him to stop building all the nuclear bombs that they're not building.

Conversely, +98 could be the dialing code President John McCain uses to call Ahmadinejad and inform him that we're all going to die a fiery death.

Go back to Day 99.