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June 18th at 6:15PM

Mike Huckabee Has Barack Obama's Back

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

Mike Huckabee -- one of thirty-thousand people who were running for the GOP presidential nomination earlier this year -- may be a Christian, but that's not stopping him from exhibiting Christian ideals.

In fact, he's coming to Barack Obama's defense and asking his fellow Republicans to not act so much like Republicans...

"Republicans will make a fundamental if not fatal mistake if they seek to win the election by demonizing Barack Obama," Huckabee told reporters in Tokyo, according to a report by Agence France-Presse.

Huckabee praised the country for getting "to a point where we did not see his color but we truly saw his charisma, his message and what he brought to the campaign trail"...

Huckabee said he hopes John McCain beats Obama, but that Republicans should focus on policy differences, not race.

Yeah? Well, you used to be fat, fatty.

I knew there was a reason they got rid of your squirrel-eating ass.

LAST COMMENT:

Chuck Norris now writes an opinion column that's posted along with O'Reilly's B-rag in one of our local 'newspapers'. Damn you Huckabee! I thank the recycling gods for providing service as it's a dangerous time of year for burning.

by hilo08 June 19th at 12:06PM
May 20th at 1:49PM

Call Him Prime Minister McCain

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

Stressing accountability in a McCain presidency, Senator John McCain made the following campaign promise...

"I will ask Congress to grant me the privilege of coming before both houses to take questions, and address criticism, much the same as the prime minister of Great Britain appears regularly before the House of Commons."

Here are some questions a President McCain might expect from Congress...

1. How are you feeling today, Mr. President?

2. I said, "HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY?"

3. What's that thing growing on the side of your face?

4. Wait, I thought you said 100 years in Iraq was taken out of context?

5. Why do you get so angry when there are visitors on the White House lawn?

6. Will you allow Vice President Huckabee to continue Baptizing your staff in the Potamac river?

7. Seriously, what is that thing on the side of your face?

LAST COMMENT:

This might actually perk my interest if I wasn’t so cynical as to think it would amount to anything more than 30 second sound-bite answers.

by bearness May 20th at 6:35PM
May 19th at 3:30PM

Mike Huckabee Has the VP Ying to McCain's Presidential Yang

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

It seems that Mike Huckabee might be angling toward becoming John McCain's running mate...

"There's no one I would rather be on a ticket with than John McCain," the former Arkansas governor said on NBC's "Meet the Press."

"Let me point out that all during the campaign, when I was his rival, not a runni