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November 26th at 11:44AM

America's Shameful Thanksgiving Secret Revealed

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

Notice anything interesting about all the turkeys being pardoned in these pictures?

That's right! None of these turkeys are from the inner-city.

Last year, Michael Kraskin pointed out here on this blog that in Bush's first seven years in office, not once did he pardon a non-caucasian turkey for Thanksgiving.

But, now, at Political Machine, he's showing us that the problem is much more systemic. It appears that no president since Harry Truman has pardoned a turkey of color. Not even Bill Clinton, our first black turkey president.

Let's hope that Barack Obama has the decency to make change happen and pardon, at least, a mixed-race turkey next year.

Update: Change has not come to America quite yet. Here's President Bush and this year's Thanksgiving pardon recipient, Pumpkin.

LAST COMMENT:

I never enjoyed white turkeys, thanks god at last we now have a black turkey inside the white house and 2008 christmas gonna be the best!

by TAFADZWA L. CHARAMBA November 27th at 5:19AM
November 25th at 3:59PM

Duke Cunningham Is Less Popular Than Raw Nuts

POSTED BY: Matthew Tobey

In the waning days of President Bush's time in office, convicted criminals are coming out of the woodwork in hopes of a presidential pardon. Among them is former-Congressman Randy "Duke" Cunningham (R-CA), but as TPM points out, there may not be a great deal of support for the disgraced lawmaker:

We noticed that there are only 13 signatures on an online petition designed to demonstrate public support for a pardon, even though it was posted nearly three years ago -- just two days after Cunningham pleaded guilty to accepting more than $2.4 million in bribes.

The 66-year-old, who has a history of prostate cancer, was later sentenced to 100 months in prison.

Ouch. To help put that in perspective, an anti-almond-pasteurizing petition started a year-and-a-half ago on the same site has over 23,000 signatures.

Even a two-week-old petition favoring a Castlevania 3 remake has 112 supporters.

At this point, I'd wager more people would want to go naked hot-tubbing with Cunningham than pardon him.

LAST COMMENT:

well that headline alone is enough for GWB. Duke + Nuts = sure, pardoned.

by Lisa in Shelton November 25th at 7:05PM
November 25th at 3:05PM

The Onion: Bush Pardons Scooter Libby in Giant Turkey Costume

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

I think that this should officially put an end to the Scooter Libby/Thanksgiving pardon jokes.

There's really nowhere else to go with this.</