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September 3rd at 1:43PM

Four Great Republican Names

POSTED BY: Dylan Ris

Gathered in St. Paul this week are some of the nation's top conservative thinkers, Keynesian economists, and evangelical ministers. But what brings them together beyond ideology is their shared heritage of fantastic Republican names! Here are four of the very best:

Name Why It's So Great

Saxby Chambliss

Senator from Georgia

WASP-y yet wealthy, this name screams "GOP" without even ruffling its plaid golfing britches.  (Apparently without ruffling its confederate flag either.)

Tagg Romney

Son of Mitt

The name is an obvious homage to "Mitt" -- Dad's way of saying: "Son, you're officially destined to become a Republican venture capitalist just like me."

Tucker Bounds

Spokesman for John McCain

A boy named Tucker Bounds undoubtedly gets registered Republican before his umbilical cord is even cut.  Later in life, the boy can look forward to sparring with Campbell Brown on CNN.

Pierce Bush

The President's nephew

Getting this name is also license to mouth off to Campbell Brown... but it's not so Republican that you can't party with transvestites too!

Have we left out your favorite Republican name? Feel free to write it in below!

LAST COMMENT:

This just in: John McCain aide _Tucker Eskew_! Tucker Tucker Tucker. (giggle)

by DaveW September 3rd at 8:05PM
June 14th at 7:07PM

Why People are Voting Republican

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

In case you were wondering...

 

I can't wait to see why people are voting Democrat.

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LAST COMMENT:

I'm voting Democrat because I hate what Republicans have done to government. I could tolerate selfish motivation for getting to D.C., but not tearing up treaties, the Constitution, or the government. Pack up and leave, scallawags!

by daringtexan June 16th at 11:15AM
May 16th at 10:27AM

Jon Stewart Unveils New Republican Ad Campaign

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

The Republicans rolled out their new slogan, "The Change You Deserve." Trouble is, the tag was already taken:

Give us your new Republican slogans. Resistance is futile!