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September 5th at 3:29PM

RNC Studs and Duds

POSTED BY: Dylan and Ethan Ris

Last week we brought you our wrap-up of Studs and Duds from the Democratic National Convention. And as Mitt Romney might contend, why grant privileges to terrorists if we aren't going to give them to our own true Patriots? Well, say no more, Governor! Here are your RNC Studs and Duds…

STUDS:

Sarah Palin: Unprepared? Hardly! Palin delivered the words of a George W. Bush speechwriter to perfection, and never once burst into tears -- even when mocking community organizers.

Joe Lieberman: The Connecticut "Democrat" boldly abandoned 90% of his principles to endorse McCain, which won him lots of new friends while doing away with that nasty committee chairmanship that's been weighing him down.

Fred Thompson: The failed "dumb as hell" presidential candidate redeemed himself by delivering a fiery recount of each individual wound sustained by John McCain as a North Vietnamese POW.

DUDS:

Rudy Giuliani: America's Mayor talked long enough to preempt a Sarah Palin video, and yet inexplicably made just one reference to 9/11. That's like Don McLean giving a concert and not playing "American Pie"!

Levi Johnston: Bristol Palin's Baby Daddy -- his MySpace photos plastered all over the internet -- was dragged onstage and paraded around like a pony. His life is over.

The Obnoxious Republican Delegates: McCain served in the Navy and was a POW. They, on the other hand, dressed in flag outfits and chanted "U-S-A!" and "Drill Baby Drill!"

John McCain: By failing to die onstage -- which would have boosted Sarah Palin to the top of the Republican ticket -- he disappointed the base.

LAST COMMENT:

Stud:Triumph and Anderson Pooper "I thought there was one especially beautiful moment... when Keith Olbemann and Chris Matthews climaxed at the same time."

by Biff September 7th at 11:48PM
September 24th at 12:06PM

Roll Call: Kiss on My List

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

LAST COMMENT:

Children should be glad for TV tonight. We are going to stop poverty and teach sex education over 50 different positions.

by nexushexus September 25th at 10:18PM