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November 21st at 10:45AM

Everybody Hates Sen. Jim DeMint

POSTED BY: Dylan Ris

The Republican Party is reeling, but they've regrouped somewhat since the election, buoyed by the powerful strategy of projecting everything that went wrong onto Sarah Palin. Because clearly this election was lost by expensive clothing, a pregnant teenager, and a lousy interview with Katie Couric, right?

Wrong! It was also lost by total dickery, as evidenced by right-wing demagogue Senator Jim DeMint (R-SC).

DeMint -- who never met a Senate rule he didn't exploit, or a single mother he didn't try to ban from the teaching profession -- has gotten so tiresome that even his fellow Republicans want nothing to do with him...

In the wake of this month’s electoral defeats, Sen. Jim DeMint (S.C.)... immediately sought a series of changes to how Senate Republicans operate, called for a return to strict conservative values and began issuing not-so-veiled threats to fellow Senators who didn’t join his crusade.

But instead of igniting a conservative revolution, DeMint has suddenly found himself on the outside looking in -- following what GOP sources said was an angry rebuke of his reform demands from party elders during Tuesday’s closed-door Conference meeting.

DeMint has tried the patience of colleagues with his moral grandstanding and manipulation of Senate rules to hold up legislation. He also has brushed shoulders with party stalwarts like Thad Cochran (R-MS) and the erstwhile Sen. Ted Stevens (R-AK), who see the Senate primarily as a vehicle for pork projects, while DeMint feels it would be better used as a pulpit to bash gays.

So let it be known from here on forward that Sarah Palin may be a drag on the GOP, but no more so than Jim DeMint.

I mean did you really think DeMint would let Palin get all the glory after her Couric interview directly plagiarized from his own Miss South Carolina?

LAST COMMENT:

I like having bloody hands, which is a good thing because otherwise I wouldn't like my job.

by redmonkeypa November 21st at 9:09PM
November 20th at 12:37PM

I Knew That Senator Ted Stevens Was Unpopular...

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

...but I didn't expect the Senate floor to erupt into applause at the completion of his final speech.

That's not cool, United States Senate.

Not cool at all.

Update: In retrospect, I suppose Stevens was treated better than President Bush was at G20.

November 19th at 4:19PM

Alaskan Congressman Don Young Gets Off Way Too Easily

POSTED BY: Dylan Ris

Lost in the frenzy of news coming out of Alaska -- namely that Ted Stevens lost and Sarah Palin is getting a better agent than Joe the Plumber-- was the confirmation that the state's lone Congressman, Don Young (R), will be back for a 19th term...

The winner of the race for Alaska's sole House seat wasn't really in doubt after Election Day, when longtime incumbent Rep. Don Young led Democratic challenger Ethan Berkowitz by more than 16,000 votes.

It still took Berkowitz until Tuesday afternoon, with the counting of nearly all the outstanding ballots, to concede defeat to Republican Young...

Pollsters had counted Young out but they were wrong.

Wonder why those pollsters were so down on Don Young?

Could it have anything to do with the fact that...

* He's raised/spent over $1 million in legal fees amid charges that he's tied up with the same oil company that Ted Stevens has been feloniously porking.

* He used his jurisdiction as Alaska Congressman to steer $10 million to a fundraiser's construction project in Florida.

* If he were any more tied to Jack Abramoff, he'd own an Indian casino.

* Even the Club for Growth campaigned against him.

* He swung a walrus penis bone at the former U.S. Fish and Wildlife director.

* His wife is a tyrannical, computer-hating, pumpkin seed-devouring bitch.

The list goes on, but I should probably let the FBI conclude their investigation against Young before commenting any further.

Needless to say, if the G-Men decide to proceed with an arrest, they won't have a hard time finding Young.

Whether they come searching tomorrow, next year or in 2022, he'll be in his Capitol Hill office -- right where the people of Alaska want him.