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October 6th at 2:49PM

Sarah Palin Breaks Glass Ceiling of Pornography

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

By now, you've probably heard about the upcoming Sarah Palin, um... homage film (you know, the kind with anal sex) "Nailin' Paylin" being released by Hustler Video...

The faux Sarah is Lisa Ann, who "will be nailing the Russians who come knocking on her back-door." In another scene -- a flashback -- "young Paylin's creationist college professor will explain a 'big bang' theory even she can't deny!"

There's also a threeway with Hillary and Condoleezza look-alikes.

Well, it's heartening to imagine that Palin would be willing to reach around both sides of the aisle.

The video is in pre-production, but is being fast tracked for release before the election.

Pre-production, eh? I guess we'll have to wait a little while for to see what that piece of cinematic brilliance looks like. Unless...

Let's just say that I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a goat who knows a guy who has access to certain... things. And let's also say I were to put a hyperlink right about here that led to a video that might make certain Obama supporters... how should I say?... rethink their political loyalties.

(Please! If you're gonna hit that link at work, don't do it with your sound turned way up. Your co-workers might not appreciate it. Trust me on this.)

LAST COMMENT:

Wondering When Comedy Central will remove this excuse for free speech from the webwaves.

by Wondering When November 3rd at 10:53AM
September 8th at 11:54AM

What Really Was Going on With John McCain's Background Screen?

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

If you're one of the 38.9 million people who forgot to turn your televisions off after the Giants-Redskins game on Thursday, then you probably found yourself captivated by the calming white noise that was John McCain's acceptance speech.

But, here's a little moment you might have missed. It seems to be some kind of glitch with the video projection behind McCain's head. I myself didn't catch it the first time around (although, I will admit that I was drifting in and out of sleep).

Pay very close attention to the screen at about 11 seconds in...

Funny. I feel like I should have noticed a thing like that.

LAST COMMENT:

I AM SINCERLY WORRIED FOR THE DESTINY OF THE AMERICA